Clarified (like Ghee)

The Vandal minus the scandal this time; it seems the word wizards and essay enchantresses at Eye’s Lonely have misunderstood the intent of this solitary “War on Error”. What’s a launch without a blast and some fireworks to boot? While I admit nitpicking on a typo was extremely immature and idiotic you still haven’t told me whose sword you’re against? Anyway this isn’t a proclamation for war, rather a call for parsley…sorry parley.

My first article was against the hypocrisy of most of our enlightened stalWarts, the second was against censorship in an environment that should protect and encourage free speech (not like the ones at various cultural events by Experts-in-charge). I’d appreciate a newsletter that had the power to bring what’s wrong in this institution to light and require that those responsible be held accountable, rather than gloss and lacquer it all up. I’m with you not against you; you’ve started something that hopefully will resemble The Crimson someday, not the Daily Mirror. The next move is yours.

While I’m at it here’s something else that needs clarification:

• I haven’t seen V for Vendetta just the trailer, plus were I a fan of said talkie this would be called the Vigilante not the Vandal
• Everyone except Rummy hates Bush; iRan and China need to loosen up their corsets
• I’m not sure everyone finds beer and playboy repulsive, but they shouldn’t be distributed in the college
• A pub on campus may in fact reduce the chances of mishaps and bar fights outside the institute – though our campus is too small to house one in a remote corner
• Although I do feel divine is not adequately represented here there are works of art

I believe in duality – Yin and Yang stuff; you’re the crouching tiger waiting for the “opportune moment” while I’m trying to remain a hidden dragon.

To my adoring fans – I’m still here just a little lazy; and to the bootilicious babes in the GH (not guest house, silly) I’m sorry but I haven’t found my version of V’s Evey so I cant send you your helping of irrational graffiti.

A last minute line for my friends at Eyes Wide Shut – “Here’s looking at you kid.”