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Next thing we know is that he has a 'Dean Students Counseling' floating somewhere under his name. If every guy in VNIT tried that, the non-existent-non-fiction shelf would require the wholeness of the unused Old Library not forgetting to mention that this could also ensure a 100% placement record for those who aren't really nailing any chicks.
Dr S.S Umare , the dyslexic ignoramus that he is ( and is proud to be ..because these words would kill at scrabble ) has the cohones to play a little game called " Let's make all the cultural festivals one!! " and immediately filed for a patent on " Janmesh Utsav ".
A large hairy mammoth once came to me in the form of (it would've been better if it ever could be) an open forum, and told me that one of our own girls from the hostel raised the issue of the terrible state in which the GH gym was then, when S .S "Indie" Umare with his million dollar
"Dear Penthouse , ..." smile promptly replied, "Arre tum log toh mouse ke balls nikal ke chale jaatey ho ...(and some unintelligible gibberish which I do not remember...)"
Yes, this man somehow thought she was talkin about the Computer Center until some guy who felt bad for him reminded him of the “gym” issue. Now this was something that really, really made me seriously reconsider all those students' jokes on Umare's sanit(ar)y issues. I thereby concluded he was a retard.
Now whats a retarded, summer-wanker, festival-clubber doing in (the great S.S Gokhale said and I quote ) " ...an institute of national importance !.."?
He's being the Director's loyal wife.
