Monday, August 30, 2010

"The phenomenal but cryptic account of a highly erotic 2007 summer afternoon orgy by S.S. Umare. " ~ fakebookreview.com


http://bit.ly/caRfUG

Next thing we know is that he has a 'Dean Students Counseling' floating somewhere under his name. If every guy in VNIT tried that, the non-existent-non-fiction shelf would require the wholeness of the unused Old Library not forgetting to mention that this could also ensure a 100% placement record for those who aren't really nailing any chicks.

Dr S.S Umare , the dyslexic ignoramus that he is ( and is proud to be ..because these words would kill at scrabble ) has the cohones to play a little game called " Let's make all the cultural festivals one!! " and immediately filed for a patent on " Janmesh Utsav ".


A large hairy mammoth once came to me in the form of (it would've been better if it ever could be) an open forum, and told me that one of our own girls from the hostel raised the issue of the terrible state in which the GH gym was then, when S .S "Indie" Umare with his million dollar
"Dear Penthouse , ..." smile promptly replied, "Arre tum log toh mouse ke balls nikal ke chale jaatey ho ...(and some unintelligible gibberish which I do not remember...)"

Yes, this man somehow thought she was talkin about the Computer Center until some guy who felt bad for him reminded him of the “gym” issue. Now this was something that really, really made me seriously reconsider all those students' jokes on Umare's sanit(ar)y issues. I thereby concluded he was a retard.



Now whats a retarded, summer-wanker, festival-clubber doing in (the great S.S Gokhale said and I quote ) " ...an institute of national importance !.."?

He's being the Director's loyal wife.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

kick-arse.
well..we do now have a man who puts even the reputation of our dearest Dr.S.S.Umre to shame.
from our chemical dept. on his brand new shiny sleek ugly sx4 come S.S.Sonawane. The authority couldnt have asked for a more diligent student "loving", environment friendly money swallowing pig

Anonymous said...

@anonymous: you said it..sonawane is the new colour of money..

The Vnit Vandal said...

I haven't even begun about the money-swallow techniques that are taught better than most technical subjects of VNIT.
It's the biggest reason why we get bad food, no water, no wifi, no bloody everything.

The Vnit Vandal said...

The new colour of money is Green.
As green as the Director's face.

Anonymous said...

Good point, though sometimes it's hard to arrive to definite conclusions

Anonymous said...

It's been 11 years. What happened?