The Vandal is proud to announce an accomplice in his heinous ways. Boy Blunder is capable and a worthy young cadet (although older than me) to aid in my ever acidic escapades. He has proved his mettle quite exceptionally, excavating proof of “Big Daddy’s” (aka YbK along lines of Y2K) villainous whisker-hidden visage.
Apparently during a momentary memory lapse the evil doctor has revealed the inner workings of his voyeuristic designs to a member of the student body. Read below to find this example of spoken excrement which I’m sure will horrify you but frankly I’m not that surprised. While such a remark is way out of league and line and is shocking to hear from a ‘respected’ faculty member, it sadly proves a claim long supported circumstantially and only recently corroborated by indisputable audio evidence – that some Profs just ain’t getting some and feel the need to compensate in class and cultural events.
To respect the fair maiden about whom such slander was spoken I shall not reveal her identity here. Well here it is:
“Jo hilana chahiyye tha woh chhod ke sab kuch hil raha tha”
Despicable, uncouth and oh, so disgusting.
Finally – I unearthed a fossilised copy of “Lice Only”, it’s been that long.
We’ll be back with another SPLAT!! BANG!! BIFF!! article soon - at least earlier than the resurrection of “Ice Bonely” from perma-freeze. Such a ‘punny’ name!!
Till then - Same rat-time!! Same rat-channel!! Tana nanna nanna nanna nanna nanna nanna nanna Vandal.....
4 comments:
hey mr.V
shud say am proud of ur initiative..
guess ur fan base s increasing among our coll-itizens..
v can make a strong collaboration
if u interested.
can still remain anonymous and show ourselves after v have gained enough confidence..so wat say? reply back here only
and yeah.. ur writin s worth its weight in gold!!!
The crappy state of our co-operative store really pisses me off. Things have really become worse ever since the road to Sahu closed last year. Who will complain about the UNco-op store?
I don't think anything will happen unless we complain...
Well to Anon @ 11:41 above i'd like to say that i'm flattered that you would like to join me but the sad truth is that i already have boy blunder along for the ride and as they say "three's a crowd". I'm so sorry ole chap... as for revealing my id - im still not so sure about that, definitely not now but later idunno mostly not...lets not spoil a good thing shall we?
again thank you for your appreciation and good wishes
take care
u are an ass though,people might be wondering who dis mr.vandal is but man i tell u, u urself have made things so obvious.
n as far as lice lonely is concerned,its not just 1 scandalous article v hav to publish so it takes some time to come out.i'd still say u widen ur horizon mr.V
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